Stupid laptop stupid internet

So recently my dumb dongle has decided to start playing the ass so most times I can't even get online which is really fucking annoying. The other day I actually set aside half a day to do write ups etc and spent most of that time trying to get online, I was on the phone to silly Tmobile.. oh no sorry EE (even worse than T-mobs) and they did nothing apart from chat then while they were rambling I found an alternative way to connect, which annoying does not work every time. Also on top of that my dumb laptops just doing its on thing, so I'm just not getting any real work done and falling even more behind aaaaaaaargh annoying

Need to get organized

So I've been getting soooooo many emails from people wanting to be featured or wanting to to collab with FU it's been mad and obviously I want to take on absolutely everything but it's just sooooooo hectic and then I don't wanna say yes to something then half ass it cuz thats not a good look either. I'm happy to be busy but then when you couple that with looking after small children it's like you have to be super organized. Thats def what I'm lacking at the moment, when I had my 1st I was the most organized person ever I was like unflappable nothing ever got on top of me I was always one step ahead, now, 2 children later I'm like sooo disorganized to the point where I even piss myself off with it. Soooo annoying. Also lack of sleep does not help at all...
But..
I've made a promise to myself that I will try to get to bed earlier and set some kind of routine with specific times for me to do stuff so that I have something to work with because I really can't go on with this disorganized and scatty bollocks it's driving me nuts!!!!

Like WTF???

So am I missing something how the hell does a child's seat on a plane cost exactly the same as an adults like wtf is going on all these taxes and bollocks are getting ridiculous now, so what only the super rich are supposed to go on holiday and all us normal working class are supposed to suffer the shitty weather from this shitty country. What a piss take! I thought a child's ticket was supposed to be like half the price of an adults tickets so wtf is going on. Like when I took my son on holiday he went on my lap and I only had to pay like £20 or something (for the privilege of having my little dumpling ride on my lap for 8 fucking hours, oh joy..) anywayz so I would've thought once they're past two it would go up a bit but not to the same price of an adult ticket that's just fuckeries!
What dickhead is making up these dumb prices????

Ok time to fix up

So i'm waering them short leggings you know the ones that r kinda a bit higher than ankle swingers, anywayz omg my legs need shaving BAD! I didnt notice before but the hairs r so long theyre jus sprayin out of my leggings, not good! And for some reason my foot looks sooo fuckin dry almost like sandpaper like wtf???!!!  I was gonna wait till i get a pedi but dunno when i will have the time for that so 2nite i'm just gonna do my own pedi and sort my foot out cuz this is not cute!!!

Just do you

Why is everyone trying so hard to be the weirdest and dress the most wacky nowadays. OK OK so I do dress kinda wacky... sometimes and my hair aint that normal but I'm not like them celebs who just go over the top with their bizzare way of dressing. Now I'm all for creativity and I love clashing clothes oops sorry I mean colour blocking (clashing) but when I throw on clashing clothes I do put some thought into it and the things do actually go together it's just that they will normally be clashing prints. It's not like I would wear something like velour jogging shorts with pvc thigh high boots or sumthing random like that, but thats what it seems like a lot of celebs are doing at the moment. It's also from both sides males and female celebs dressing like they're either homeless or they got dressed in the dark in clothes they randomly found in a bin.

All the guys (mostly american artists) alllll seem to be dressing like a skateboarder on acid like they tak it too far and it's nice that u may appreciate that whole skater culture/vibe but you just look like a huge jackass. Also the ladies like theyre in competition to have the dumbest hair and weirdest outfits. I just don't get it. I would understand if these celebs came out looking this way and this has always been their style but it seems like everyone is jumping on the wacky bandwagon and it's just annoying. Nothing original.

Note to celebs if you really don't have a clue how to dress (whcih u obviously dont) then come to me and I will style you :)

Not fair

Oh why can't I be the kinda person who looses weight when they're stressed. Anytime I'm stressed or doing a whole heap and running around I never bloody loose weight. I always manage to either stay the same size or get bigger, how the fuck does that even work??? Why is my body so dumb, omg be normal stupid body, when I'm stressed loose weight damnit!

Need to stop eating

OMG I'm turning into an eaty person again. I think it's cuz i need to go shopping so I'm just eating any old random bollocks i can find, although I'm not even hungry at all. Before I felt like I was loosing weight and not inches now I feel like I'm piling on the weight, soooooooo annoying and I can only blame me really. I have 2 pairs of size 14 brand new high waisted shorts in my wardrobe and all my summer stuff is a size 14 so if I don't get back down to a size 14 by the summer I'm gonna be sooooooooooo vex cuz Primark don't even do them high waisted shorts anymore so I cant even get them in a size 16 and actually I tried on a size 16 and they were too big and size 14 is too tight, I mean it does up but it cuts my body in half. So maybe I'm a size 15 which still isn't cool. I need to be a size 14 is that too much to ask aaaarrrrrrgh. Oh and this belly needs to go, like just piss off stupid belly I hate you aaaarrrgggh !!!!!!!!

Why me???

Why do I always get the most random neighbours it's not even fuckin fair and the thing is once you get really fucked up neighbours you can never get rid of them cuz theyre so fucked up they normally have some kinda worker protecting them so theyre allowed to get away with all their fuckeries. Aaaaaaarggghh its so fuckin frustrating, why can't these dickheads just hurry up and overdose already. I swear my last neighbours from hell had someone protecting them even my dumb landlords were too scared to say anything although the guy was a total crackhead and would play his crackhead music at random o clock so no one could sleep, he'd play it so loud the flat would shake, then their was the prostitute next door. I swear its like I cant fucking get rid of prostitutes crackhouses and pillheads omg it's driving me nuts and the thing is if i move whose to say sum crackhead wont move next door to me I fucking seem to attract them. Oh anywayz as i was saying the old crackhead in my old flat the only way the problem was solved was by him overdosing and obviously dying. But then when he died all the crackheads in the area ob heard there was an empty flat so then my block was swarming with nasty dirty crackheads yuk yuk yuk they would try and sleep in my passage and everything aaaargh piss off you stupid crackheads!!!!

Stupid chocolate

I swear I've got some new crazy obcession with chocolate it's not even funny. I hate fuckin chocolate! I'm Haribos girl normally, but now Haribos dont excite me at all :( and the thing is I keep stuffin my face with crappy chocolate then exercising to work it off when if i hadnt eaten the chocolate and worked out then I would be seeing the weight drop off quicker. Its like I'm Jade Fatty McFat its annoying, like fuck off chocolates stop jumpin in my mouth! and fuck off stupid painters & decorators why u stayin for so long anywayz aaaaaaarrrrrgh

Where is my phone

So I've probably whinged about how shit my phone is before but carphone warehouse were supposed to be sorting me out with a completely different & new model. Now I say they were supposed to be doin that cuz them ppl love to piss about I swear I've cussed off so many ppl in that shop certain ppl don't even wanna deal wiv me when I go in.

Now they aparently ordered the phone last mon, it was supposed to take 3-5 workin days to reach, its now been 7 & still no phone, I swear they must love hearing my mouth or something cuz if I go to their shop 2mrw & they tell me my phone still ain't there I'm gonna loose my mind & jus turn real ignorant. It has to be done I can't take this phone anymore its been like near a year of fuckeries.
Let me tell u what this dumb phone does:

-Randomly puts ppl on hold mid conversation
-When I'm trying to call someone & click on their name it will just choose someone at random & call them, then I'm like who is this?
-Will ring with a black screen so I can't see whose calling, there's no missed call record & I can't answer it either
-When I try to check a text it will go to the last website I visted so I dunno who has text me
-Numbers will get stuck, how the fuck can a number get stuck on a touchscreen phone, wen I've hidden the dial pad??????
Yeah I think those are the most annoyin altho id be here all day if I went through everything.

I really hate when ppl mess me about id like to say I'm a calm person but that will piss me off quick especially when there's no real explanation then ppl try fob you off.

They thought that I was makin up all the problems wiv my phone but now its been discontinued they obviously feel guilty for doubting me that's why they're now givin me a different phone oh & btw when I 1st asked for this particular fone they're givin me they said I cudnt av it cuz it was too expensive (altho its not a new phone...) and offered me some shit phones (that have also been discontinued btw) so now u see why carphone warehouse deserve to hear my mouth.

Omg jus give me my phone then we can draw a line under all this bullshit!

Overhyped ppl

So am i the only one who doesnt get everyones obcession with Nikki Minaj. I just dont get it. Lil Kim did this sooooo long ago, but the only thing is when lil kim did it, it was fresh and new. I dunno it's like shes taking the piss with her mediocre-ness and now shes trying to 'sing' shes like a female less than par version of Drake (cuz he tries to sing when he's ready) it's amazing what a good marketing team can do for your career.

And the thing is i watched her on some documentary on BET and she seemed nice and came across as a nice person like the kinda person you'd wanna be friends with. But it's the rapping side that bugs me and the dumb faces and how she says shes a trini (yet tries to dj like a jamaican) oh then there was that horrendous vma performance with Will.i.am

I just cant stand over hyped ppl.

This could only happen in peckham

So I was in Peckham for my bday (didnt go out in Peckham tho, ended up in some random club/hole in the wall but thats another story tho)
Anywayz was in the nail shop, finishing off gettin my nails done, a few girls came in the shop. Now this shop like a lot of the 'nail shops' in peckham does nails, beauty, hair and sells like bags jewelry etc. Just to set the scene for you.

Anywayz like i said a few girls came in just looked like well spoken high maintainence females I just assumed they were my age or even older. Anywayz 1 of them mustve taken some nail stuff, the guy behind the counter told them put it back, then some big arguement started. He told them come out the shop,so cuz they wanted their eyebrows done they stayed in there and appologised. I was like hmmmm.... then one of the girls was like I WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST SCENE EVER! i was like hmmm here we go.

Anywayz to cut a long story short, the arguement was dead they had finished and left the shop and one girl had to come bak in and was like Why are u such a prick, (to the owner) then she smashed up his display unit and ran off laughing.

I was thinking omg how gay that could only happen in peckham, it was sooooo unnecessary, it actually made me feel ashamed it just reminded me of something a child might do when theyre throwin a tantrum, soooo dumb.

The thing is the owner will have the last laugh cuz he had a group of females standing by to fuck them up.

These fukin ladybirds

Theyre drivin me nuts, Ive never seen so many in my life all different colours theyre soo annoying they get eveywhere, if you leave the window open and go to shake out the bed at night theyre in there like hello this is where we sleep. No you dont sleep there u dont pay fukin rent it's my bed, get out!!

Annoying kids!!

So is it just the kids in my area that are this dumb, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh. So the other day I was pushing my truck of a pushchair and sum stupid child decided to throw a ball in my direction very nearly hitting my daughter in her face. I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo vex then i had to think to myself OK Jade you cant cuss it's just a child. But this child was of secondary school age and old enuff to know better. Her friend was like Im really sorry my friend aint got no common sense. I was like WHO THREW THAT BALL! then everyone pointed to her and i kinda had a go at her, but she deserved it tho, little brat! and where were her parents.
While i was hanvin a go at her i saw some window open and some curtains twitch so i assumed that was her ppl, but the little pussyholes dint even come out and say anything. If i saw someone havin a go at my child i'd come out and intervene. Shows how dumb ppl round here are.
Cant wait for half term to dun cuz these little brats round here are pissin me off.
I always see someone having a go at them for gettin too close to someones car, or knocking some1s window or throw mud/soil on the walls, little street urchins. When mine are old enuff to be out playing they will be playin where i can see them and me (or sum1 from my block) will b keepin a constant eye on them.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh soooo annoying

I dunno why but Ndubz really irritate me omg they are as annoying as children tvs presenters oh even more annoying than sam and alex on the disney channel (i think his name is alex, he looks like an alex) but yeah these kids aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh very annoying. You know when something makes u cringe i cringe everytime i hear their music.

I think their music is more annoying than them, i dont think theyre all that annoying but them singing together as a group really bugs me. I cant say i can even tolerate listening to any of their songs hmmm.. nah none of their songs.

I think its that fukin irritating noise that dappy makes that is soooo irriatating it has the same effect on me as someone draggin their nails down a blackboard aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh makes me wanna grind my teeth.

Theyre on mtv base at the moment and b4 i jus turn the channel im jus here gettin irritated by their little nursury rhymes.

Would they be as successful as there are if they were this irritating and black.... hmmmm....

Cheryl Cole lol

why is there so much shit music around at the moment?

Every so often someone releases something good but at the moment theres sooo much shit that i cant bare to listen to. Ive seen/heard a lot of goof shit on the net so i dont get why theese ppl ait getting signed, it seems that if your shit and wanna put out follow fashion shit and immitate ppl then you get a record deal real easy *smh*

New facebook page

So i did a magazine facebook page, but it's sooo dumb. I hate stupid facebook with a passion (i dunno wot started it) i did used to be on facebook a few years ago literally just to keep up with my family abroad then that jus got long and annoying ppl started finding me on there and asking me the same shit.

But anywayz ive dun one but it looks sooo boring, fb is boring i cant even customize my page and put my logos in the background at least i can do that on stupid twitter (which i also hate) but i guess i have to move with the times (with regards to the magazine) if i didnt write i wouldnt give a shit bout them things. Also ive realized that myspace is getting really shit now I cant find any good ppl to feature. I have to go on twitter and rely on sum1s mini bio to see wot they do cuz it really aint obvious on twitter.

Anywayz bak to dumb fb i cznt even find the bit where it says the magazines fb page address i dont know it so how thw fukin hell can i advertise it, dumb bitches how cud a website be soo backwards.

Oh i hate everything right now plus my arm and my boobs are aching (dunno why) if my boobs were massive id be like oh they hurt cuz theyre massive but i dunno why theyre hurting maybe its my Asda bra thats fuckin me up lol

Oooooooooooooooooooh its painful

vma's wot a waste of time

I even watched the pre awards show and that was rubbish everyone kept goin on bout nikki minaj performin wiv wil.I.am omg it was soooooo shit am I the only one who don't get all the nikki hype lil kim did this a lot betta yrs ago I dunno maybe cuz I'm older I remember lil kims stuff. But wen she did it it was new but now its not a shock its jus borin anyways the performance was crap she 'sang' all out of tune I'm pretty sure she/mimed in between too. Wot was she wearing too wow it looked gay. And will.I.am wot the fuck was he playin at he lookd like a huge jackass all pained black like a damn donkey.

The rest of the show was rubbish wot a waste of time no good performances even Chelsea dint amuse and I normally like watchinher show its normally really funny dunno wot happened..

Kanye in his red suit lol reminded me of sumthin my dad wuda worn in the 70s wiv them gold necklaces hehehehe looking like king domino joka all he needed to do was pull out a guitar and sing sum calypso then that wuda topped the look off

blogging v twitter

I reckon blogging is a lot better than twitter. I still don't fully get twitter and I've also noticed that ppl on twitter seem to be extra pc which is no fun I like to read about real opinions don't jus agree wiv everythin sumone says jus to get more followers its jus weird. I also don't get wen ppl talk to their actual close friends and family via twitter like dnt u av their numba u cnt call or txt. Also bare ppl like to tweet about exactly where they're gonna b wen and wot time now that's fine wen ur a celeb and ur rollin wiv security but for ur average girl to be tellin potential stalkers that info is jus dumb. I actually prefer to read an interesting blog wiv pics than sum tweet that don't really tell me much anywayz.

But sayin that twitter is soooooo easy to update so I guess its easy to get carried away. I need to find sum more cool blogs to read then I'll prob follow them on twitter

Snowed in

This snow is soooooo stupid & i think down here is one of the worst hit places. Outside in the carpark there is so much snow you can't even see where the sidewalk starts and the road ends and cars are skidding all over the place.

Theres a guy on the groundfloor who seems to mysteriously appear with his shovel anytime someone is struggling in their car bless him hopefully he'll help the hubby 2mrw when he tries to get to work...

The council down here are sooooo dumb, although we have over 16inches of snow they're spreading the salt thinly so they can conserve it, hello what kinda bollocks is that, what exactly are they trying to save it for...what bad weather??

I saw a gritting lorry go by today..not actually girtting...how dumb!!!

Another 1 flew by doing like 50mph so the salt wasnt even reaching the road it was kinda just sparsley flying out into the air.

I've called both the council & my dumb HA to try get them to salt my road, but they won't they'd rather people break their neck, cuz my road is proper dangerous.

Oh and on top of all this, we have no fuckin hot water aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh NOT AMUSED! the boiler started making random washing machine sounding noises then just packed up. Even the boost button aint working. I called my dumb HA and they had the nearve to tell me to boil a kettle, like are you taking the piss either you a send me a plumber or I pay you no rent, simple! Aparently all the plumbers are snowed in & can't get to my particular road. I was like well if you would grit my dickhead road then they'd be able to get in!!!!

OMG i can't wait to move