Oh how I miss roomservice

I actually ate all of this myself, I ordered 4 the kids 2 knowing full well they were alseep, yummy!!!

Stupid chocolate

I swear I've got some new crazy obcession with chocolate it's not even funny. I hate fuckin chocolate! I'm Haribos girl normally, but now Haribos dont excite me at all :( and the thing is I keep stuffin my face with crappy chocolate then exercising to work it off when if i hadnt eaten the chocolate and worked out then I would be seeing the weight drop off quicker. Its like I'm Jade Fatty McFat its annoying, like fuck off chocolates stop jumpin in my mouth! and fuck off stupid painters & decorators why u stayin for so long anywayz aaaaaaarrrrrgh

So gutted I didnt get one when I was in Barbados

Sunday dinner

So seeing as i really cant be assed I'm gonna just be lazy bum and buy ready cooked sunday dinner from Morrissons. Hopefully there will be some ready cooked chicken left (should be reduced by now as it's near the end of the shop day) gonna buy ready made frozen aunt bessies roast potatoes already have some frozen veg and the onlyh thing im making from scratch is gravey. Yummy

Yuk my crisps are off!!

Now I'm normally really obcessive when it comes to dates and food, I even check the dates on everything before it goes into the trolley of our weekly or monthly shop. 2day I went to the shops and got a Sparking Guava juice (yummy) and a packet of salt and vinegar walkers crisps. Now anytime I go into certain shops I always check the sellby dates because I've had lots of bad experiences and seen that they seem to love selling you gone off stuff. Anywayz I checked the date on my drink and as I saw the man pulling the crisp out a brand new box I assumed they were new so i didn't bother to check the sell by date.

Got to work now about to open the packet aint the crisps out of date and I don't care if it's just by a few days, no actually it says BB 180708 thats like 10days init, yuk nasty. So I'm going str8 back to the shops after work (i can't be assed to go back now) it's quite disgusting yuk yuk yuk, if they even try say i didnt buy them from there I will just have to act a bit ignorant, yes I know it's only a packet of crisp, but you shouldn't mess with a emotional pregnant woman we're dangerous LOLLLL

Wooohoo Wagamamas

My cousins sent me a 2-4-1 voucher for Wagamamas so me and the hubby will be off there tonight. I normally don't know what to have when I get there as I usually go with my cousin (the Wagamamas veteran) who normally recommends something nice for me. Now I'm gonna be confused. I think we're gonna go like sooner rather than later as it should be quieter and we won't be bunched up on a table with bare random people.

The voucher is only valid till Sunday I think so if you're hungry and want some freeness email me and I'll forward the vouchers to you :-)

Yummy sandwiches

So today at work I 'accidently' ordered lunch for five (no honestly it was an accident) i had it in my calender there was an all day meeting so i went and set up things and nothing. So the lunch came and i took it in the office and we all ate it, yummy. I think i'll have to start doing that more often. Cuz its from some really nice sandwich shop oh now I'm hungry again.

Also my annoyingly anal manager will be away from this afternoon (he'll be back on thursday) but I'm living in the moment and i'm ahppy right now YEY I can swing off the internet for the rest of the afternoon woohooo

2 much water

I've been really adicted to water recently, I even dream about it (very random) but someone told me that there is such a thing as drinking too much water and i think I experienced that over the weekend. I was working on the mag and drinking like pints of water at a time, by the time I ws ready to get up and go to bed I actually felt drunk and was staggering. Then when I got to bed the room was spinning and I felt sick. Now can 2 much water have the same effect as drinking 2 much alcohol..? Hmmm I wonder

It's official I am an eaty person

I took myself to Sainsburys (like i have sainsburys money) and got myself some stuff to microwave for lunch (or ding food as my auntie calls it) but anywayz after i'd eaten my ding food I was pretty much full. Then I realized that there had been a meeting so obvioulsy they had over ordered sandwiches. Now obviously ppls hands have been all over them, BUT there were 3 trays which hadn't even been unsealed yet, so obviously I broke their virginity and took a handful of sandwiches, that I didnt really need to begin with.

Then cuz I knew they were in the roon right behind my desk I started to feel hungry again (when I was already past full) so what did fatty do, I went back for more! now i feel past full to the point where I can't really walk and am waddling around the office like a proper eaty person and as I'm writing I'm gettin ideas of going to get more sandwiches. But in my defence they are just the tiny platter sandwiches.

But the next thing now is I'm rubbish with bread any kind of bread brown or white or in between gives me really bad cramps. So I know whats coming later, but I guess I brought it on myself. Oh i feel really sluggish now thats what 2 much bread does to you.

OK I won't eat anything else, ooh but i've got my yogurt in the fridge and my mum brought me a little container of food at lunchtime too,hhhhhmmmm ok I think to think like a normal person and not an eaty person ok I'll eat it 2mrw. Oooh I just thought right, it's quite warm outside so if I put on my cardigan and coat and scarf and do up my coat and walk really fast then I should've sweated off all this extra weight by the time I get home (if I don't pass out 1st) I better make a sign to wear round my neck with the hubbys number saying 'If you see me passed out on the floor call this number' LOL

Strawbs are the way forward

Now I did go off Haribos for a while (and everyone thought I was sick LOL) but I kinda like Strawbs now they are the greatest sweets ever invented if you've never tried them you haven't lived. Strawbs and still lemonade yum yum

I'm trying to find a restaurant where they cook food in front of you

I really fancy going to one. I went to one years ago con mi famila I know it was in West London somewhere but I dont have a clue where, my mum reckons it was a mongolian restaurant but what is mongolian food? I dunno :-( We had to put our food in a bowl and they cooked it on some giant grill thing I remember it was sooo nice I wanna go back but where is it and what is it called.

Also a while back the Hubby took me to some Chinese place down Farringdon where they do the same thing. We had to put the meat in the bowl and the noodles/rice etc and then tell the chef what seasoning we wanted then they had bare giant woks and just cooked it in front of our face. Thats the best Chinese restaurant I've ever been too and I remember they had nice cocktails and they brought me out a Bday cake. Now I know that place was called East but I don't think it's still there.

I just wanna find somewhere like that where they cook the food in front of you if you know of any such places please let me know b4 I starve lol. Wow most of my recent posts have been about food, it's only cuz I'm hungry at the moment, I can't wait till lunch time I'm going to the little cafe in the Orcale to get my all day breakfast yummy :-) Hmmm what can I eat till then...

Still lemonade

I've developed a really strange addiction to still lemonade it only started today. I saw it in Marks and was like ooh I haven't had this for years and then I drank it and was sooo happy I wish I got more than 1 bottle it's lovley, so refreshing if Marks wasn't so damn far and out the way I'd grab another one on my way home. I was debating trying to make some homemade one when I got home but i don't think it will taste the same :-( I think thats gonna be my drink this summer forget the rum cocktails just give me still lemonade yummy!

Why so much mayonaise??

Why is it that every single sandwich you buy from the shops has to have mayo in it. Why can't you just put butter?? Not everyone likes (or can actually tolerate) I just got a Ham sandwich from Marks and it has mustard mayo, now what the hell is that all about??? What fool decided it wud b a good idea to put mustard in mayonaise?? I hate mustard and I dont really like mayonaise, but i was hungry and wanted a sandwich so what can you do?

But they put mayo with stuff that mayo dont even go with like Salmon, cheese and bacon who has bacon and mayo (unless they're pregnant in that case you may like it with a lump of coal too LOL) but it's soooo random. I'm gonna write to Marks and ask them to make some sandwiches which don't have mayo in them, it's quite fatty anywayz.

I've given up Alcohol...well kinda

Now I know I'm gonna sound like I wino but I usually drink like every night not like drink drink to get drunk but I'll have a glass of something. But since last Thursday I like can't be assed to drink alcohol and have swapped it for water,pretty healthy huh? I think it's cuz I got a bottle of water called drench and I think the name drench just makes me wanna drink water it's great, I love water I easily drink more than the recommended litres a day woooo I'm healthy and I've cut right down on my Haribo intake I don't really feel drawn to them anymore they no longer talk to me and I've kinda gone off food in general now that I'm thinking about it. I kinda eat cuz I know I have to I dunno whats going on maybe next week I'll be back to stuffing my face. Actually it's my lil cousins Bday BBQ on Sunday so I'm sure I'll have my appetite back by then!

Right now the lamb is like in the oven staring and me and normally I'd be all over it eating until I get a stomach ache but I don't actually feel like eating it, I don't feel like eating anything Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh it's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't live off bloody water and satsumas. Oh I'm going to bed! Yes I know it's only 9.15pm!