Showing posts with label celebs r weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebs r weird. Show all posts

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Just do you

Why is everyone trying so hard to be the weirdest and dress the most wacky nowadays. OK OK so I do dress kinda wacky... sometimes and my hair aint that normal but I'm not like them celebs who just go over the top with their bizzare way of dressing. Now I'm all for creativity and I love clashing clothes oops sorry I mean colour blocking (clashing) but when I throw on clashing clothes I do put some thought into it and the things do actually go together it's just that they will normally be clashing prints. It's not like I would wear something like velour jogging shorts with pvc thigh high boots or sumthing random like that, but thats what it seems like a lot of celebs are doing at the moment. It's also from both sides males and female celebs dressing like they're either homeless or they got dressed in the dark in clothes they randomly found in a bin.

All the guys (mostly american artists) alllll seem to be dressing like a skateboarder on acid like they tak it too far and it's nice that u may appreciate that whole skater culture/vibe but you just look like a huge jackass. Also the ladies like theyre in competition to have the dumbest hair and weirdest outfits. I just don't get it. I would understand if these celebs came out looking this way and this has always been their style but it seems like everyone is jumping on the wacky bandwagon and it's just annoying. Nothing original.

Note to celebs if you really don't have a clue how to dress (whcih u obviously dont) then come to me and I will style you :)

Monday, 26 December 2011

Kinda ashamed to say...

I actually really like this song....

Monday, 15 November 2010

Overhyped ppl

So am i the only one who doesnt get everyones obcession with Nikki Minaj. I just dont get it. Lil Kim did this sooooo long ago, but the only thing is when lil kim did it, it was fresh and new. I dunno it's like shes taking the piss with her mediocre-ness and now shes trying to 'sing' shes like a female less than par version of Drake (cuz he tries to sing when he's ready) it's amazing what a good marketing team can do for your career.

And the thing is i watched her on some documentary on BET and she seemed nice and came across as a nice person like the kinda person you'd wanna be friends with. But it's the rapping side that bugs me and the dumb faces and how she says shes a trini (yet tries to dj like a jamaican) oh then there was that horrendous vma performance with Will.i.am

I just cant stand over hyped ppl.

Friday, 8 May 2009

Ciara tries to hard


Recently I've been thinking that Ciara is just trying tooooo hard, especially to be sexy. Sexy should be something that comes naturally to you with her it looks too forced. When I saw Love Sex Magic I was just like Oh please what her and Justin Timberlake are doing aint even convincing to me. I mean I know sex sells but if you aint a sexual person just work what you have and Ciara just don't have it. I heard her album was a flop too so that just proves that shes doing something wrong, maybe if she didnt try so hard to be something she aint, she'd sell more records

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Oh wow

My cousin toldme bout this she couldn't stop laughing so I thought let me listen to this, OMG wow is al I can say LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllll

Friday, 6 March 2009

This whole Chris Brown/Rihanna thing..

Is really boring me now, when I 1st heard about it, although it's a bad thing it was exciting and being the nosey person I am I wanted to hear all the details. Now I'm just bored of the whole thing, if he did beat her ass as bad as it was reported then she'd an idiot if she takes him back. I read that they're aparently married now lol so I guess she must find joy in men hitting her.

It's really crazy that people that young can be in an abusive relationship, I'm not saying it's ever a right time to hit a woman but i'd expect a man to be that violent when he was older not 19!

Sometimes you just can't feel sorry for women who hapily stay with a man who is kicking their ass day in day out, I know women are like 'but I love him' or 'I have to stay for the kids sake' but as easy as it is to stay & take licks it's just as easy to take yourself off somewhere and leave him to beat himself. I'm sorry but if you're allowing yourself to get beat on a daily basis you must enjoy it.

I didnt even enjoy my mum beating me for being naughty when I was little so theres no way I'd allow a man to beat me now I'm grown!

Monday, 13 October 2008

Another person ripping off someone elses style

I didn't realize this till Nats pointed it out to me. But since Rihanna 'changed her style' shes looking more and more like Pink. She is literally a black (or whatever colour she's calling herself) version of Pink.









Friday, 1 August 2008

Skinny aint sexy - but it seems to get you loadsa attention

I've notice in the world of Hollyweird everyone seems to be turning into a stick insect. It's really bad how everyone thinks that you have to be skinny to make it big in the entertainment industry, but as much as I;d hate to admit it, it's kinda true. I've noticed the thinnner/lighter you can make yourself the more roles/gigs you seem to get and all of a sudden the media praises your 'slender sexy body' and thinks you're the greastest thing since sliced bread.


Now I went on media take out today and saw a pic of Rihanna and thought to myself yuk she looks like skeletor THEN I saw saw a pic of Ciara who looks past skeletor into crackhead-ville they are both soo thin, no curves no ass no boobs. It looks like they are running some kind of competition as to who can be the thinnist. They both look like they don't eat, and Rihannas from BIM, Bajan ppl can EAT! cuz they have all that yummy food over there. I think Rihanna has just got sucked into the whole world of Hollyweird. She even looks a bit nipped and tucked and botoxed to me too.


Now this is them skinny-ish now go to media take out and see how think they are now. Also look at Rihannas face and tell me she aint had no 'work' done on it

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Did anyone else see Sean Kingstons Super Sweet 18...

I used to be addicted to that show, but I thought I'd watch the Sean Kingston one see what he was saying. So he wanted to go back to JA for his bday and do it big etc. Theres me thinking OK he said he's from Kingston so he'll maybe have something in Asylum (hold on that is the one in Kingston init..) but yeah I thought he'd have something there and it would be a very ja affiar with loads of dancers and passa passa moments. I thought he's do some grand entrance walk down some red carpet etc.... how wrong was I.

Firstly my man aint even from Kingston (why do ppl love to claim that place so much, I'm sorry the last time I went Kingston I saw someone getting chased with a machete across the road in front of the hubbys car, so it's not 1 of my fav places, although I do like Harbour View which aint really Kingston...to me anywayz)
Oh so where was I, Oh yeah if you read his bios and saw any interviews wen he 1st came out he said he was from Kingston.. Now when he lands on his air jam flight from the US I'm thinking 'that aint Norman Manley' then they're driving thru and it all looks familair to me, Thats Ocho Rios that aint no Kingston! Then he's like 'oh i'm from Ochie' oooh now ur from Ochie are ya, not so gangter sounding now LOL.

So then he checks into The Grand (which is where I always stay I wanna stay when I go back there) and he arranges from his party to be held there. Now this is a big all inc hotel ppl pay a lot to stay there, so the guests are free to go wherever they want including SK's bday party.

So he arrives at his party by yacht has a diva moment when theres no walkway thing for him to get off the yacht (before he roll up his trousers and walk thru the clean shallow water) gets in his party and it don't seem very jamaican to me. That party could've been held anywhere it was just a bit rubbish, like he wanted ppl to know he was in ja but dint want ja ppl at his party, it was full of tourists who were obviously staying at the hotel. No big dancing moments no nothing and he was like ooooh i'm having huge artists...he had that same dry head gal who is in his latest song (the one who hurts my ears) and then he had shaggy, now are they the biggest artists in JA...?? I shall leave you to ponder that.

I'm gonna see if they have any clips on youtube and post it up, but i think he's 2 much of a diva now i also find it funny how in 1 of his songs he chats bout the slums and 'i know the badman dem' whatever they dint go to no 'slums' they went to all the areas i would've gone to (the tourist parts, sorry I don't like the country side at all the mosquitos love me there 2 much)

Monday, 14 July 2008

Mariah you ARE NOT 16 anymore!!!

This morning i saw the new Mariah video I dunno what the hell the songs called (but judging by how many times she's says the words it may be called 'Love u long time' or something) the songs actually alright, it's just the video i have a problem with. Yeah it's nicely shot and everything, but Mariah just tries too hard to be sexy and dresses like a 16 year old it really bugs me. I mean she got away with the little shorts in Dreamlover and the whole 'cutesy' look but now she just looks very mutton dressed as lamb.

Not everyone is sexy, you shouldn't have to try to be sexy, sexy should be something that you give off without forcing it. If you aint sexy just work what you have init

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Who is this girl who made my ears bleed?!?!?

I may have posted something about this before, but if i have it just shows you how insulted I am. You see that new Sean Kingston song, who is that highly annoying girl with the screechy cat being strangled voice??? I think it may be called 'Come with me' and it's got Juelz Santana in it too (wow they mustve paid him a lot to be on such a wack song) when I first heard it i was actually insulted to the point where it made me vex. I was like what the hell is this bollocks! now I aint the biggest sean kingston fan but his songs are kinda tolerable but this 1 has made me very very very Angry. That girl singing made my ears bleed and she dont stop singing and shes got funny teeth (ok maybe she hasnt got funny teeth but she just annoys me OK) Who is she?!?!?!?!

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Why didn't Kelly release this song 1st?!?!?!?

Whats wrong with her, she could be big but it's like she keeps getting in her own way. I was searching for something else and came across this song called 'Ghetto' Kelly Rowland ft Snoop Dog I really like it. What I don't understand is why she didn't release this cuz no1 would know she has decent songs like this unless they brought her album and to be honest I wasn't about to buy it after hearing them songs she's released so far as Simon Cowell would say they were 'distinctly average' but if she has more songs on her album like this (and I'm assuming this track is on her album) I might be tempted to burn a copy from someone.....oh yeah thats illegal...hmmmm I meant I'll buy it lol
Heres the video anywayz:

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Hahahahahahaaaaaa

Don't you wish your boyfriend was Hot like Neyo, yummy LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



WOW he has a serious case of Gay Face if he aint gay then I can see pigs flying. OOOOOhhh and can you believe he has a new song out called 'closer' or something I've never seen someone pout so much in my life his lips remind me of bum hole (not that I go round looking at and comparing peoples assholes, cuz I don't lol) but his lips are always pouting it's annoying he needs to stop trying to dance to her aint URRsherrrr or Chris Brown!

Friday, 16 May 2008

WOw someone knocked Suge!

So you probably heard that Suge Knight got into some kind of scuffle recently and got 'knocked the fuck out' but now the guy who did it has surfaced. It's strange how everyone seems to be congratulating him for doing it, like Suge was the big bad wolf and he was the 1 to slay him. It's weird how such an old fat head can have so much control over things. I still think he had a lot to do with Tupacs death (aint that still an unsolved mystery, oh yeah cuz all the witnesses 'died') but the guy who knocked Suge out is giving interviews and saying he aint scared etc but watch closely his eyes are darting about everywhere like he's proper on guard, but then I don't blame him I'd be scared 2 Suge is one big evil old man if I hit him that hard maybe I'd move myself and family to Australia LOLLLLLLL

But yeah in the interview the guy says stay tuned cuz soon you'll hear the whole story from him, but to tell you the truth I don't think he'll be alive long enuff to tell his story cuz once Suge and his ppl find out where he is I'm sure they'll have him 'silenced' poor guy I wonder if he is still alive....

This is the guy who stood up to Suge:

Thursday, 15 May 2008

Maybe Chris Brown is from the Carribbean

Cuz it's normally the guys from el Caribe (mostly Jamaica and Barbados) who find the fattest fatty and lift her up and jook her all round the stage like she's a size zero. But then I can see Elephant Man in the bakground so maybe he was easily influenced as Ele is always doing that.(lifting up big women)

Enough Already!!!

Everytime I go on the net or watch MTV all I see is Mariah and Nicks wedding and Jay Z and Beyonces wedding and is Beyonce preggers. This is what I think: Beyonce got breed which is why she 'married' Jay Z watch she'll make some announcement once she goes past the 3month (or maybe even 6 month) stage then it will turn out they didnt even get married they just had a 'spiritual union' kinda like Brandy, remember she got breed and tried that one and looked silly for doin it and Mariah aint anyore married than the man on the moon. She's such an attention seeking extrovert if she was gettin married for real the whole world would've known and been invited there's no way she'd have a secret wedding. What bollocks! And why does Nick Cannon wanna marry everyone anywayz??? Oh and have you seen that gay ass 'tattoo' he has of her name on his back it's sooooo fake like rub that lightly and it will smudge. When will these people in Hollyweird ever learn. Plus I heard shes dating Da Brat (which is kinda believable) so why not just be a happy lesbian instead of a crazy looking craddle robbing hetro

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Why is everyone 'looking for love'

All these reality tv shows keep popping up on MTV about the same thing 'I'm searching for love' they're all based on the whole Batchelor format (remember that show) where theres like a million people fighting for 1 guy and each week someone gets sent home in an 'elimination ceremony' as much as a like reality tv shows it's getting a bit much. Flavor of love was cool (cuz he has bare ghetto women on it which can amount in bare jokes) but now he's back for a 3rd series it's like you know these women only want you for their 15mins of fame go home and look after ur 10 million kids. I also read somewhere (prob media takeout) that he has a wife who is always on set for Flavor of love so none of the girls can really get that close to him but wud u wanna anywayz. I mean he seems like he'd be fun to be around and you'd catch bare jokes with him but he's like in his mid 40's and he's quite facially challenged, (if you fancy flav and you're taken offence, U Shoulda gone Specsavers! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL)Also theres the Rock of love which is now in it's 2nd season which is basically Flavor of Love with some white rocker dude called Bret someone from some rock group and theres bare groupies looking to get a peice (literally) but I thinkk the difference between this and flavs show is that I think the girls actually do fancy this Bret guy (i'm sure thats his name) and they happily throw themselves at him jump on his lap and kiss him up etc u don't see girls doin that 2 flav...Then there's Shot of Love with Tila Tequilla which uses 20 lesbians and 20 'str8' guys who compete over her love and all have to sleep in the same bed. Why this got another season I don't know, it's the fakest thing ever!!! Also why don't these celebs stay with these people who won the show??? and what happens to the winners? I wanna know.

Thursday, 8 May 2008

Ok I actually like this song

When I told my girl it may have been Reenii she looked at me like 'Are you on Crack?!' like she was baffled how I could like it. I admit when I 1st saw Ebony Bones I was like oooh I like her style but her music aint for me, then I atually listened to 'Don't fart on my heart' lol all the way thru and I atually like it, it's like organised noise. I'd love to go to one of her shows and just dress really random and jump around and scream like how she sings. Fun Fun Fun :-) It seems like shes quite well known in Europe cuz if you go on Youtube thats where most of her performances are.

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

If Amy Winehouse was black....


Would she be able to get away with what she is doing? I always think that to myself. Just like Kate Moss people have hard evidence (pics/video footage) of her taking hardcore drugs, but still everyone seems to praise her and think shes the greatest soul singer ever. When I hear people say that I'm like Hello there are plenty of black soul singers but because they aint fukin up their life on drugs they don't get a look in. She looks disgusting yet the media love her and she still gets asked to perform and wins awards. But if this was different and Amy Winehouse was black could you really see the media being so kind to her... look how they act when any blk rapper gets in trouble, Snoop Dog gets banned, but Eminem (who does some dumb shit) is championed. Even to go a bit deeper look how Naomi Campbell is always riduculed in the media for being some aggressive mad women with anger issues but then Kate Moss is happily snorting shit up her nose and is hailed a style queen and wins loads of new contracts.
Racism is alive and well and living in the media industry.

Friday, 2 May 2008

Aubrey V Christina

Everytime I see Aubrey from Danity Kane it just makes me think of Christina Aguilera. I just think they look, sound and act very similar.