It's official I am an eaty person

I took myself to Sainsburys (like i have sainsburys money) and got myself some stuff to microwave for lunch (or ding food as my auntie calls it) but anywayz after i'd eaten my ding food I was pretty much full. Then I realized that there had been a meeting so obvioulsy they had over ordered sandwiches. Now obviously ppls hands have been all over them, BUT there were 3 trays which hadn't even been unsealed yet, so obviously I broke their virginity and took a handful of sandwiches, that I didnt really need to begin with.

Then cuz I knew they were in the roon right behind my desk I started to feel hungry again (when I was already past full) so what did fatty do, I went back for more! now i feel past full to the point where I can't really walk and am waddling around the office like a proper eaty person and as I'm writing I'm gettin ideas of going to get more sandwiches. But in my defence they are just the tiny platter sandwiches.

But the next thing now is I'm rubbish with bread any kind of bread brown or white or in between gives me really bad cramps. So I know whats coming later, but I guess I brought it on myself. Oh i feel really sluggish now thats what 2 much bread does to you.

OK I won't eat anything else, ooh but i've got my yogurt in the fridge and my mum brought me a little container of food at lunchtime too,hhhhhmmmm ok I think to think like a normal person and not an eaty person ok I'll eat it 2mrw. Oooh I just thought right, it's quite warm outside so if I put on my cardigan and coat and scarf and do up my coat and walk really fast then I should've sweated off all this extra weight by the time I get home (if I don't pass out 1st) I better make a sign to wear round my neck with the hubbys number saying 'If you see me passed out on the floor call this number' LOL