This seems to be the story of my life...trying to loose weight. I've given myself until September to do it (i dunno what I'll do if I'm still fat then) I think what I need to do is stop eating like a preggers person, for some reason I'm still eating for 2 like a greedy cow I've been eating like man portions of food even the hubbys like aint you gonna leave some back for 2mrw and I'm like No I'm eating it now then when he tries to challenge me I say my favourate thing 'Are you trying to say I'm fat!?' then that makes him shut up instantly lol
OK I know it's only been 3months, but I'm the only person I know who managed to put on weight the day they gave birth even my head looked like a hot air balloon! Can you believe my fingers have even put on weight, no I'm serious I put weight on my fingers I can't even wear my wedding ring, so when I tell ppl I'm married they look at my finger and they're like 'Oh you mean your partner' I'm like no 'I do actually mean my husband, cuz I do have one of those you know' bloody hell just cuz I have fat fingers at the moment doesn't mean no one don't love me :-(
OMG let me not even get started on my thighs fuck me they're out of control everyday I look at myself before I go in the shower (i can't help it, the mirrors just there) and I do one of them Homer shreiks at the sight of my thighs, dayummmm they are huge, and my hips like OMG none of my trousers fit me I have to wear dresses all the time cuz I'd rather be in denial and believe I'm still a size 12/14 than own up to the size that I actually am at the moment, now I say at the moment cuz theres no way I'm gonna be this size forever it just can't work.
I look at pics of me and my baby and I look like some big monster and shes all cute and dainty I'm just spoiling pictures now.
I've started doing my excersise DVDs but theres a lot of stuff i can't do cuz of my stupid wrists.
OH no and the bingo wings and back fat has come back too with avengence fuckin hell it looks bad. But the one good thing that came from me putting on a tonne of weight is that now for the 1st time in my life I actually have an ass woohooo I used to get teased for my 'flatty batty' even my mum used to be eveil to me so now I have one I don't wanna loose a peice of weight and my bum goes or my boobs.
Theres no point me saying oh i'm gonna work out at the gym cuz I don't really like gyms they're a bit boring I'm just gonna have to find a way that works for me. I need to loose 1.5stones o thats my challenge so hopefully in September I'll be reporting my good news.
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