WOw someone knocked Suge!

So you probably heard that Suge Knight got into some kind of scuffle recently and got 'knocked the fuck out' but now the guy who did it has surfaced. It's strange how everyone seems to be congratulating him for doing it, like Suge was the big bad wolf and he was the 1 to slay him. It's weird how such an old fat head can have so much control over things. I still think he had a lot to do with Tupacs death (aint that still an unsolved mystery, oh yeah cuz all the witnesses 'died') but the guy who knocked Suge out is giving interviews and saying he aint scared etc but watch closely his eyes are darting about everywhere like he's proper on guard, but then I don't blame him I'd be scared 2 Suge is one big evil old man if I hit him that hard maybe I'd move myself and family to Australia LOLLLLLLL

But yeah in the interview the guy says stay tuned cuz soon you'll hear the whole story from him, but to tell you the truth I don't think he'll be alive long enuff to tell his story cuz once Suge and his ppl find out where he is I'm sure they'll have him 'silenced' poor guy I wonder if he is still alive....

This is the guy who stood up to Suge:

Crazy neighbours (again)

This time it aint the crazy crackheads upstaires, it's the couple downstaires. I dunno if it was both of them that went out (cuz I only heard the guys mouth lol) but all I heard was a car pull up and bare shouting, then I heard lots of bumping about (hopeing whichever drunkards had jus got home didnt live in my block) no such luck I heard him stomp up the staires then slam his door shut then I could hear like a muffled noise I was like what the hell is that, turned my tv down (yeah I'm nosey, I'm a bajan what can you do lol) and all I could hear was him singing EN-GA-LAND EN-GA-LAND EN-GA-LAND, ENGLAND!!! over and over and you could here his girl saying 'Shut up, just shut up Matty!" then you hear him again "EN-GA-LAND!" lol now his girl is forever locking him out so I'm really suprised he was in the yard singing at the top of his lungs when they have 2 small yutes, normally he'd be in the hallway shouting 'LISA' LISA' LISA PLEASE LET ME IN I LOVE YOU' it's quite amusing sometimes which is why we gave him the nickname 'Lisa,Lisa' lol sometimes she don't even let him thru the 1st communal door downstaires so he'd be outside throwing little stones at the window and pressing everyones bell 2 get in like 'Please let me in' they're only young and so disfuntional already but at the same time it keeps me entertained. When he's not shouting Lisa Lisa he's actually a decent guy they're the only people we actually bother to speak to in our block.

Theres some next drunkard upstaires some old white guy who seems to have 10million daughters, he managed to loose his keys and was outside shouting for anyone to hear PLEASE LET ME IN I FORGOT MY KEYS, then he pressed my bell I was like yeah hello and he like 'Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee' then he went on to press everyones bell he was so drunk he couldnt even finish his sentence he's like 'Pleaaseeee I can't get in I lost.....oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh' and he was knocking on the communal door (like someones gonna hear and come down and open it) and he was peering thru the glass like 'Helloooooo, Hellooooo I need to get in I lost my Keeee-heee-heee-heee's' LOLLLLLLLLLLLL then he just fell asleep mid Hello and was just sleeping comfortably outside the door. I dunno why none of his 10million daughter who live with him didnt bother 2 open the door for him, maybe they told him not to come home drunk... Theres so many weird and wonderful characters in this block!

Maybe Chris Brown is from the Carribbean

Cuz it's normally the guys from el Caribe (mostly Jamaica and Barbados) who find the fattest fatty and lift her up and jook her all round the stage like she's a size zero. But then I can see Elephant Man in the bakground so maybe he was easily influenced as Ele is always doing that.(lifting up big women)

Enough Already!!!

Everytime I go on the net or watch MTV all I see is Mariah and Nicks wedding and Jay Z and Beyonces wedding and is Beyonce preggers. This is what I think: Beyonce got breed which is why she 'married' Jay Z watch she'll make some announcement once she goes past the 3month (or maybe even 6 month) stage then it will turn out they didnt even get married they just had a 'spiritual union' kinda like Brandy, remember she got breed and tried that one and looked silly for doin it and Mariah aint anyore married than the man on the moon. She's such an attention seeking extrovert if she was gettin married for real the whole world would've known and been invited there's no way she'd have a secret wedding. What bollocks! And why does Nick Cannon wanna marry everyone anywayz??? Oh and have you seen that gay ass 'tattoo' he has of her name on his back it's sooooo fake like rub that lightly and it will smudge. When will these people in Hollyweird ever learn. Plus I heard shes dating Da Brat (which is kinda believable) so why not just be a happy lesbian instead of a crazy looking craddle robbing hetro

I'm proud to say I'm a soca junkie :-)

Soca Junkie - Mr Dale

Party Animal - Problem child

Woman by my side - Peter Ram

Pump me up - Krosfyah

Where I wanna be - Krosfyah (this is 1 of my fav Krosfyah songs)

Feels like I'm home again - Krosfyah (another fav)

Chippin down de road

With mi own woman, woooooh I love this song I didnt know Farmer Nappy sang this I'm gonna av to add him on myspace now. Woooh I have to dance woooooo

Labour Day Carnival....hmmm not overly impressed

Give me Grand Kadooment anyday maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

College Hill Virgin Islands

I really love this show it's great the Island people sound like Trinis hehehe I now wanna go Virgin Islands it looks so lovely over there. That black OC girl is really annoying I hope someone shuts her up soon ooooh actually I was watching like the making of College Hill 2nite and it looks like the lightskin VI girl and her have 1 big fight and someone gets hit with a shoe and theres blood everywhere, crazy!! These kinda shows are so scandalous. The one annoying thing about this show (or maybe it's BET's fault) it never repeats in the week so if you miss it on a thursday you've missed it forever :-( Iwonder if they'll bring it out on DVD oooh they should bring out all the college hills on DVD that would be great!!!!

This is the infamous fight which aint been shown on stupid BET uk yet

Wooohooo I lost weight FINALLY!! Ladies loose weight the Jade way :-)

So it's taken me a while (7 months to be exact) but I managed to loose 1 whole stone and I'm very proud of myself. I didn't diet or starve myself or obcess over excersising or live in the gym I just looked at what I ate I thought to myself do I really need to be eating that much of that. Last year I was a proper fatty I won't tell you how much I weighed but trust me I was heavy (for my height) well I'm nearly 5,6 so that should give you an indication as to how big I shouldve been. I was proper fat and depressed and although I was excersising every now and then I was still putting on weight it got to the point where my legs felt like heavy and I kept getting pains in them as well as my back. Obviously my belly was like a preggers woman my thighs were taking over the world I had enuff back fat to cover England and my bingo wings, dayummm I could've flown to the Caribbean with those wings! I couldn't fit none of my clothes and had to start buying size 16 (and I'm normally a proud size 14) and I even had to stop wearing mini skirts and anyone who knows me knows I live in mini skirts (even in the winter I jus chuck on a pair of thick tights or leggings underneath) but yeah I had to stop wearing them because my thighs were so fat they kept pushing the skirt up so I was forver pulling it down with every step I took it was kinda embarassing and I felt so self concious even my beloved skinny jeans made me feel funny so I had to invest in a few pairs of dark size 16 skinny jeans and wear lots of long baby doll kinda tops and also cover my arms cuz they made me self concious too. Dayummmm I was fat even my head was fat.Then I went to see a dietician and that really helped I still eat what I want but I just don't eat bare of it, due to the fact that I get full quicker and I realized that all the times I was stuffing my face I wasn't even really hungry I was actually full, but obviously that didnt stop me. If I try eat as much as I did before I get like a really shitty stomach ache or if I try eat late at night (which is what I used to love to do) I get an even worse stomach ache which is a bit crap.

Anywayz so I ate less and excesised more, well when I can be assed I'll do my dvds cuz I really like the belly dancing and the Mr Motivator soca one but most of the time I just hop on my mini stepper and if I'm in the mood I'll do 30 mins (while watching something decent) or i'll just do 10-15 if I'm feelin lazy. I reckon the stepper was a good investment cuz it's so simple to use and it's just there and don't get in the way and it was just £35 in Argos and if i'm not doing that I'm bouncing round my flat randomly which can be fun if you are listening to like proper dance like Ibiza music. Oh yeah 1 of the big things that motivated me to loose weight properly was the magazine launch party. I brought the dress the year b4 and it wouldn't zip up and I was determined not to be the token fatty at my own party so I had lost a piece by that time and the dress was actually a bit loose on me :-)

But yeah when people say there is only 1 sure fire way to loose weight they are right and as boring and annoying as it seems if you eat less and excersise more the weight does actually drop off. Now I'm not sayin eat tiny portians cuz I dont i jus eat what I personally can manage and don't deny yourself anything, as you can see from previous posts I'm always indulging in alcohol and haribos and various other junk food but it's OK as long as you aint eatin bare of it everyday. Oh and don't count calories thats just gay.

But yeah the weight loss don't happen over night like I said with me it took 7 months it could take less for you cuz I'm sure if I would've cut out the alcohol i would've seen more results :-) But I'm getting there and I'm really proud of myself I just need to tone up and everything will be cool YEY. I should post up a b4 and after pic so you can see exactly wot I'm talking about. I'm really not eggagerating I was proper fat when I tell my friends how fat I was they were like there is no way you weighed that I'm like yeah I did I guess I used to hide it well under all them black trousers and floaty tops.

Stupid Wireless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh fuck me I hate this damn shitty wireless it's so gay! It's just pissin me off it's like extra slow and keeps switching off then back on again or sayin 'No Signal' right now it's saying 11Mbps when it should be 54Mbps (i think) it's just stupid whatever you do do not be fooled into getting that dumb ass sky package with the talk, see, and surf bollocks for £27 what fuckeries this internet is backwards it's forever saying 'can't connect' what the bloody hell am i payin for then. I mite have to jus cut this shit off and go with someone else cuz I'm very close to pullin my hair out, which will piss me off on a different level as I'm tryin to grow my hair!!!!!!
Oh why is life so complicated why did this happen to me?!?!?!1
Now excuse me while I go throw myself on the floor and roll around like a spoilt brat...

It's here!!!!!!!!!

OMG Sex and the City is nearly here! Well it's kinda here I jus watched a few bits from the premier on Channel 4. I wish I was at the premier I wonder how you go about getting tix for premiers I wanna go to one! I wonder if everyone sipped on Cosmo's ooooh I can't wait to see it when it goes on genral release at the end of the month I'm so excited I could burst! I've been keeping myself occupied with the re-runs on Paramount comedy channel but i just wanna see the film now now now!!!

Someone gives these guys their own show!

MTV if you are reading this I reckon Underground Unit need to have some sort of reality tv show on MTV they are soooooo entertaining like every single one of them, yeah give them their own show!!

Why is everyone 'looking for love'

All these reality tv shows keep popping up on MTV about the same thing 'I'm searching for love' they're all based on the whole Batchelor format (remember that show) where theres like a million people fighting for 1 guy and each week someone gets sent home in an 'elimination ceremony' as much as a like reality tv shows it's getting a bit much. Flavor of love was cool (cuz he has bare ghetto women on it which can amount in bare jokes) but now he's back for a 3rd series it's like you know these women only want you for their 15mins of fame go home and look after ur 10 million kids. I also read somewhere (prob media takeout) that he has a wife who is always on set for Flavor of love so none of the girls can really get that close to him but wud u wanna anywayz. I mean he seems like he'd be fun to be around and you'd catch bare jokes with him but he's like in his mid 40's and he's quite facially challenged, (if you fancy flav and you're taken offence, U Shoulda gone Specsavers! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL)Also theres the Rock of love which is now in it's 2nd season which is basically Flavor of Love with some white rocker dude called Bret someone from some rock group and theres bare groupies looking to get a peice (literally) but I thinkk the difference between this and flavs show is that I think the girls actually do fancy this Bret guy (i'm sure thats his name) and they happily throw themselves at him jump on his lap and kiss him up etc u don't see girls doin that 2 flav...Then there's Shot of Love with Tila Tequilla which uses 20 lesbians and 20 'str8' guys who compete over her love and all have to sleep in the same bed. Why this got another season I don't know, it's the fakest thing ever!!! Also why don't these celebs stay with these people who won the show??? and what happens to the winners? I wanna know.

When will this dumb shit stop?!?!

I just read about some guy who got stabbed in full view of shoppers in front of McDonalds down Oxford Street in London. I'm trying to read more and find out who and why but so far (from what I've read) it looks like it's black folk killing eachother off again but I'm still not 100% sure. The guy was in his 20's, what a waste of a life I still don't know what provoked the stabbing tho but either way it's dumb and the people who did it are either extra dumb or extra dumb, do you know how much cameras are around that area and they did it like in broad daylight in frount of a whole heap of people (most of which are prob tourists so would feel no way to give evidence and be a witness if it goes to trial then happily breeze off to their country) cuz you know english folk would prob be scared to give evidence as someone would prob go and intimidate/threaten them into not being a witness in court. But down the West end is a haven for tourists, yeah good move......
It's like stabbing people is the new trend, lucky i don't follow fashion. It's like people think to themselves 'hhhmmm wot shud i do 2day...oh yeah I'll go stab sum1 to death, yeah it's nothin'
This is what I don't understand when you do something like that to someone (especially to a black breh in their 20's) wouldn't you worry about 1 of his people retaliating, then it just turns into a vicious circle (or cycle, whatever that saying is) his people come to kill you, then your people go to kill his people etc then everyone dies wooohoooo smart thinking people! Lets just kill off our whole race and save the government the job!

Also I reckon people who use weapons are pussys anywayz if you were so gangsta you'd be able to do some damage with your hands, why don't people just fight anymore, I'll tell u why.. cuz they're PUSSYS!!!!! Theres no need to be pulling out guns and knives on people thats just long and it's always the minority who spoil it for the majority of us.

I think someone should take all these fake wannabe gangsters and drop them in the middle of Columbia or El Salvador so they can see how it works in the real ghettos... nah actually if it's black guys drop them in the middle of the ghetto in Poland they would shit themselves, drop the white guys in the Garrisons in JA and all other races in Columbia or ElSalvador now that would be amusing to watch :-) Maybe they'd learn a lesson

Who used to watch Ross Kemp on gangs? Loved that show

Anywayz heres some links to this story
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1154882.ece
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3919371.ece
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1315822,00.html?f=rss

I love Soca

This 1s for you Sasha :-) don't it take you back to the Baku days I think thats where I 1st heard this song

HaHahahahahhaaaaa

Fire Waist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I wanna go carnival now I wonder if I can win the lottery in time to go Bim for Cropover....

See how men get excited too easy lol

She's just dancing on him and he's lookin to take off clothes LOL I would run 2. Oh yeah this is in St Kitts can you believe I still aint reached there yet, SHAME ON YOU DAD!!!!

Sunshine...

...I have the power to shine on you all day. That 1s for you Nats :-)

If you've ever seen the movie 'Boyz 'N the hood' you'll know bout this song

Damn Crackheads!

Why is it that you always get like at least 1 crazy neighbour?? I've still got 1 crazy crackhead neighbour upstaires who thinks it's fun to wait till midnight and then turn up his music and start banging. It's like Chinese water torture and the stupid housing association won't fukin evict him he even caused trouble for the girl who lived here before me so why hasn't anything been done about him. Even to look at him he looks like he's on some strong stuff I'm sure if I was that much of a nuisence they'd find a way to get rid of me. Plus me and the hubby are the only black couple in the block so if I go upstaires and kick him up (not that I'd do that ;-) someone would go str8 to the police and be like it's the big black girl with the green hair.

It's annoying it's like you can't do anything you try go thru the proper channels and nothing happens and then if you take the law into your own hands you get in trouble. Oh yeah and theres some girl who lives next door to me (another crackhead) who does the same thing makin up random noise kickin down her own front door etc I really hate this block I can't wait to be making some decent money so I can leave!

What are they waiting for....?

And what are they doing.....?
Why does she look like that...All will be revealed very soon....

Love Love Love Teyannas weave

SO when I 1st saw her on Super Sweet 16 I actually thought it was her real hair (ok a bit naive) but I did even the hubby was like 'C'mon now even I knew that was a weave' but maybe i just wanted to believe it was all hers. But I really like it anywayz I'm tryin to grow my hair out so that I can wear it big and curly like that for the summer. But you know most black folk have slow growing hair so maybe I might get a little help from a weave to give me the big hair look. So if you see someone walking round with big green hair in the summertime it's me, come and say Hi :-)

Wow some people are crazy

I heard about this but I only just managed to see it. Some crazy girl on the subway in America being evil to some old women then she just switches on everyone near her and then says some guy raped her lol it's mad like she's obviously high off something she should've said no 2 plus she obviously has issues and maybe shes a bit bi polar. Listen to the end part where shes asking for her hat and someone finds it then shes like wheres my bandana and sum guys like 'It's on your head' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
When I was that age I was never that distrutive some yutes need to learn to calm their ass down and act like they weren't dragged up!