Stupid Homer

I'll tell you why I hate Homer. OK the hubbys a big Simpsons fan so I thought it would be cute to get him some Homer slippers, when you press them they say 'Mmmmmmmmm donoughts' then make that 'Homer noise' they were quite amusing...Until lastnight

So I have to get up 10 millions times a night to wee cuz the baby likes to kick my bladder so was on my way back from the toilet (in the dark i might add) I must've kicked one of his slippers as i was getting back into bed, and it started talking, I nearly shit myself. My heart started pounding thru my chest and i couldn't breath properly I must've been a bit frantic and had my arms failing everywhere cuz I managed to wake the hubby up who showed no sympathy at all he was just like, why did you hit me in my head and why r u troubling Homer?? Nice.....

Even when i woke up for work my heart was still beating really fast.

SO now I bloody hate hate them slippers and I hate Homer! I'm gonna hide them when I get home