just call me fatty McFat

Arrrgh I hate it, everyones likes but you only had a baby 6months ago but still wow I look like I'm still preggers.

The hubby took a pic of me holding the baby the other day andI was like fuck me I have a double chin like a proper double chin, why didnt you tell me! I obviously look at myself at one angle in the mirror and never noticed

This is what I saw in the pic, woohoo sexy

Then theres the bingo wings like I'm preparing to flap away sometime soon Then lets not even chat bout the back fat

Obviously I'd never post an actual pic of my flabby bits, now that would be stupid lol by posting random people maybe you'll think i'm being a bit of a dramaqueen and that i'm actually really slim in real life.... hmmm... yes...

Anywayz before I went off on one I was sayin how I was fat, but I wasn't really paying any attention to how big i was till I saw my girl. I aint seen her for a year, it's really bad how we only manage to meet up anually but then I guess we're both a bit long, anywayz I went to meet her and was like OMG wheres the rest of you. She lost like a tonne of weight, I felt like an elephant nect to her. We've always been the same size so for her to loose all that weight and me to gain all that weight just looks odd. I was actually really jealous then I felt really inadequate lol

But i have a plan when I got to stay by hers for carnival I'm gonna offer to cook and make loads of fatty stuff and buy loadsa doughnuts and sweets things and make her pile on the weight then I'll just wear black so she'll then be the oompa looma and i'll look all sleek and slim, yeah that sounds like a plan.

It's really annoying cuz I used to be really serious about running and used to push a lot of weights when I dont work out up there just gets fat and bulky and the thing is my mum told me that would happen and I still pushed bare weights anyways arrrrgh why didnt i listen to her. Now I look like a hamburger!!!