I was determined to wear my summer dress today even though it was extra breezy this morning. Yesterday I misjudged and wore skinny jeans and was sooo hot and faint I thought I was gonna die all i wanted to do was sleep.
Oh yeah, ok this morning as I was walking into work I was listening to my MP3 and felt a presence near me, I turned around and saw some random looking guy next to me, he looked like a really random version of DMX (after he's just come out of prison) dry picky head etc, I hate people stading next me (well that close) so I took out one ear and was like 'What?!' he was like 'Hello' so I said hello put back in my earphone and went about my business thinking that would be it.
Then I felt him near me again:
Him: I want to talk to you
Me: About....?
Him: I want to take you out
Me: (putting back in my headfones and walking faster) OK Bye
Him: (walking faster) where do you work?
Ignoring him and walking off
Him: (walking faster still) excuse me where do you work?
Me: Why?
Him: What time do you finish
Me: Never
Him: I want you number
Me: Thats nice, where are you going? (As he seemed to be walking in exactly the same direction as me)
Him: I just need to go sort something, I don't have work today.
Me: well i'll leave u to sort it then, later (crossing the road and putting back in my earphone)
I felt him next to me again, trying to get my attention
Him: (in his stupid gay accent it was either Grenadian or African, sorry they kinda sound alike to me) you never said where you work and what time you finish
I ignored him and carried on walking.
Him: Excuse me I'm talking to you
Ignored him again
Him: Hello you never said where you re working
Me: (stopping took out my ear and looked straight at him, as if he had followed me any further he'd know exactly where I work) look right, you're annoying me, stop walking next me
Him: yes I'm persistant I want your number
Me: Go ask my husband for my number
Him: please
Me: (laughing to myself otherwise I would've kicked him and he might've kicked me back lol, you know one of them situtations where you just have to laugh otherwise you'd get really worked up)
leave me alone
Him: Please
Me: AAarggggggggggggggh (yeah I did scream, pregnant women can get away with them crazy things) fuck off, stop following me before I kill you!
Him: So i can't take you out? thats all I want I don't mean to bother you.
Me: Oh my god, do you know what, go that way (i pushed him off in the opposite direction to where I was going then walked down the hill to work)
Can you believe I had to go thru all that longness to get him to piss off. I tried ignoring him, walking faster, crossing the road, shouting abuse at him, nothing worked. He just couldn't get the hint and kept running after me. Aaaarrrgh not a good start to the day. If someoes screaming at you and telling you fuck off wouldn't that be enough for you to be like 'oh ok this girl aint interested'
Now he wasn't even some random crackhead he was like dressed decent etc but he just wouldn't piss off.
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