OK this ones funny

Now when my friend told me about this I laughed my ass off which is bad cuz he could've been hurt LOLLLL.

Bascially he parks his car in a road near our work, (cuz this place has about 6 parking spaces) while he was parked there he was told some gypsies had moved into that same carpark, so he went to move his car.

By the time he got there he'd been blocked in by some gypsie in his caravan, so he asked the man to move, as the man went to move his caravan some dog came running out of nowhere towards him and clamped onto his trousers trying to bite thru, so he's there screaming like a bitch and shaking his leg frantically trying to get this dog off and the dog wouldn't budge.

So he's still there screaming and managed to shake the dog off and kicked it so it kinda flew a bit.

By this time he was so disorientated that he didnt know where his car was (even though he was standing right beside it LOL) so by the time he realized and unlocked his car the dog was running back at him so he jumped in his car and locked his doors and the dog was still there jumping up at his car, so he called 999 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

So he told the police what had happened and they basically told him his not dead it's not an emergancy and gave him an 0845 number to call hehehehehe so he called that and reported it. Also as he's driving off he can see the dog still chasing his car in his rear view mirror lol Now he has some big hole in his trousers with bite marks and everything, and his suits look very expensive so he must've been pissed about replacing it.

The police reckon they're gonna go down there and move them on but thats highly unlikley, everyone (authority wise) seems to be pertrified of gypsies they basically do what they want and get away with it and the ones i see are so dirty and nasty so can you imagine how much diseases their dog would have sorry but that dog would've got runover. They just go places nasty them up and breeze and leave all their shit there. Why do I have to work and get taxed like a rich person and pay my rent when them nasty stinking people are living rent free.

AND i don't understand how people happily say 'ooh my heritige is romany gypsie' why would you be proud of that?!?!? nasty breed of people! I don't like them round me I'm sorry if i sound snobby or scornful but yuk the ones i see have like flies flying round them i'm always like errr don't come round me if they was to touch my clothes i'd burn them! Even talking bout them is making me itchy, i just don't get why they exist?!