Stupid pigeons

It's common knowledge that i don't like them stupid nasty flying rats. I was walking through stupid town and there was some pigeon walking towards me (why are you walking when you have wings, stupid creature) anywayz theres a woman walking towards me too, soo with pigeons it can go one of two ways either it will fly up in my face or hers. Obviously I didnt want no nasty shitty whatever they carry in their nasty wings so I sped up so the pigeon fly up and sideways into the womans face, so shes there all flapping with the pigeon while i just walk off smiking to myself hehehe.

I don't like to be that person who is just standing there trying to fan a pigeon off furociously (hmmm I can actually spell so shullup!) and the pigeon is just there flapping all it's nasty flying rat germs on you and they make a stupid rodent noise while they're flying as well. Why do them gay things exist anywayz I hate them stupid pointless creatures. You see how like a borough will do rat baiting to kill off all the rats (yuk now I feel itchy) why can't they do pigeon baiting and get rid of them all????