Crazy neighbours (again)

This time it aint the crazy crackheads upstaires, it's the couple downstaires. I dunno if it was both of them that went out (cuz I only heard the guys mouth lol) but all I heard was a car pull up and bare shouting, then I heard lots of bumping about (hopeing whichever drunkards had jus got home didnt live in my block) no such luck I heard him stomp up the staires then slam his door shut then I could hear like a muffled noise I was like what the hell is that, turned my tv down (yeah I'm nosey, I'm a bajan what can you do lol) and all I could hear was him singing EN-GA-LAND EN-GA-LAND EN-GA-LAND, ENGLAND!!! over and over and you could here his girl saying 'Shut up, just shut up Matty!" then you hear him again "EN-GA-LAND!" lol now his girl is forever locking him out so I'm really suprised he was in the yard singing at the top of his lungs when they have 2 small yutes, normally he'd be in the hallway shouting 'LISA' LISA' LISA PLEASE LET ME IN I LOVE YOU' it's quite amusing sometimes which is why we gave him the nickname 'Lisa,Lisa' lol sometimes she don't even let him thru the 1st communal door downstaires so he'd be outside throwing little stones at the window and pressing everyones bell 2 get in like 'Please let me in' they're only young and so disfuntional already but at the same time it keeps me entertained. When he's not shouting Lisa Lisa he's actually a decent guy they're the only people we actually bother to speak to in our block.

Theres some next drunkard upstaires some old white guy who seems to have 10million daughters, he managed to loose his keys and was outside shouting for anyone to hear PLEASE LET ME IN I FORGOT MY KEYS, then he pressed my bell I was like yeah hello and he like 'Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee' then he went on to press everyones bell he was so drunk he couldnt even finish his sentence he's like 'Pleaaseeee I can't get in I lost.....oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh' and he was knocking on the communal door (like someones gonna hear and come down and open it) and he was peering thru the glass like 'Helloooooo, Hellooooo I need to get in I lost my Keeee-heee-heee-heee's' LOLLLLLLLLLLLL then he just fell asleep mid Hello and was just sleeping comfortably outside the door. I dunno why none of his 10million daughter who live with him didnt bother 2 open the door for him, maybe they told him not to come home drunk... Theres so many weird and wonderful characters in this block!