So I was 'umming and arring' about whether or not to go I woke up Monday morning feeling drunk like proper pissed which is strange because the night before I literally drank just water no alcohol I aint drank for a while now. Anywayz I felt like shit like the room was spinning so I was like oh i dunno if I'm going. I was supposed to be there from 11 to help send off the floats etc but that wasnt happening. Plus Sasha etc were already coming down from London so it would take the piss if i decided to stay in my yard as they would've have known where to go.
I was gonna take my camcorder then when I saw the weather I thought fuck that this shit aint insured so if it gets wet thats that! So anywayz walked out to meet them in KFC had to put on my wellies cuz it was raining cats and dogs and seeing as I aint actually eating chicken anymore I just had chips.
So we all walked to meet the floats (which were taking their time) so I thought forget this lets jus go to my aunties and wait in the warm so thats what we did arrrr it was lovely, then just as we started to get comfy my cousin came flying in all soaked with her camera sayin they're on the main road. So we had to get dressed again and leave, we then bumped into my sister who was waiting for my other auntie and we stood under the buis shelter and watched the trucks go by. Now some people were dressed like they were in Trinidad carnival belly out and all that I was like dayuuum they must have some tuff skin!
So I was there minding my own business then the Vincy float went by and 2 Vincy guys came out of nowhere and jumped on me and Sasha I tried to run away but no such luck, even my sister didnt even try and save me lol. Anywayz all the trucks past now and the biggest 1 was last which was Funtyme now was there any sober people in that band....hhmmmm I dont think so, Nats was saying they were pissed before they reached and she was taking pics of them at the beginning and the girls were all bending over and liftin up their skirts... I'm sure the white folk thought it looked like 1 big orgy cuz they were goin nuts oh yeah and they even thought that the band had just flown in especially from the caribbean I was like nah they're all from London hehe! Everyone was getting jooked left right and centre sometimes even I didnt know where to put my eyes lol but they all looked like they were having fun and they had the most followers. But i saw a lot of people throwing up and all that so I'm sure they'll be banned next year (which is really gay as they are the biggest band and bring the most supporters with them) but yeah as I said b4 the chairlady don't fuck about so I'm sure they're gone....
Oh yeah I gave a copy of my magazine to Martin Jay who looked as interested in it as I would be in a Star trek book lol I'm sure he didnt read it, but at least I gave it to him.
Oh and cuz I'm technically on the committee I got free food and free drink which was great, i also got myself a Magnum seeing as it's tonic wine and has iron in it :-) then we breezed off back to my flat to get ready to London.
Also once I get the pics I'll post them up
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