I can now actually admit i'm petrified of them if 1 comes near me i act like a fool, I proper like make up my face and try sheild myself, especially if some1s walking 2wards me and u cant predictwhich way the pigeon will fly I just stop and try and find like shelter somewhere I'll even go into a shop or something. I really hate them, i dont think theres anything i can do 2 get over my fear, to me theyre flying rats and i'm past petrified of rats so i'll never like them.
I even saw a mouse the other day outside Tesco and I acted like a big idiot people were stoppin and watching me like what is wrong with this big black fool, the hubby was like 'What-is-wrong-with-you' lol I was like 'eeeeee it's a mouse' and i'm saying this with my eyes closed tightly you know, like thats gonna make the mouse go away hahahahaa.
Oh yeah i don't really like crabz either they freak me out cuz they walk side ways I don't understand how they manage to chase you and pinch you. I've been pinched by a dumb crab, I was on the beach in BIM and lying on my towel on the sand now when it gets to dusk thats when they come out i didnt realize that and one jus appeared from some hole in the sand and pinched me then had the nearve to just walk away slowly and sideways like 'yeah bitch i pinched you and what?' I was so shocked and scared at the same time I wanted to cry (yep i'm a big baby) so the hubby picked it up and threw it in the sea. But it was determined to come back for us with it's cousins so we just left the beach seeing as the crabs didnt want us there lol
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