Still no kebab

Can you believe I still aint managed to get a kebab maybe someones is tryin to tell me something :-( Obviously I couldn't have 1 today and I can't have 1 2mrw cuz I already am going to make Souse (yummy) if you aint a bajan and you've never heard of Souse it's basically pork (you're supposed to use pig trotters but I use streaky pork) cut into little chunks with like a pickle kinda theres like cucumber peppers etc in it with lots of lemon juice... OMG I aint made it 4 soooo long I'm now wondering if thats even whats in it, I better call my mum 2mrw.