Saturday night- Journey to nowhere

So me and NSAM were supposed to be reviewing an event down West London on Saturday night. She charged up her camera ready to go into full paparazzi mode I had my 'trusty pen and pad' ready to take down all the nights events and somehow we never made it, we went thru sooooooo much drama trying to get there, we didn't even manage to reach West London till some crazy hours by that time things would be done and there would be no photo opps etc. I feel really bad though cuz it kinda makes me and FU Magazine look really unprofessional and unreliable plus I promised me and my photographer would be there to cover the event.It was such a random night we met quite a few weird and wonderful people on our journey to nowhere.

Our night kinda started with us spending about 15 mins chatting to a Guyanese guy in the off licence about rum, We then met some lost Canadian guy (who looked spookily like Capleton) on the bus and had to direct him to North London, then we met some crazy Persian guy on another bus who wouldn't shut up and tried to convince us that he was a 'Persian pussy cleaner' much to the horror of his friends who seemed perfetly normal and tried to pretend they didnt know him.

Before and in between that there was bare drama and flapping about (like females do) lol Plus it took like years to get to London to begin with :-(

As we admitted defeat we ended up down Edgware road eyeing up the kebab shops, we got a nice lamb kebab (I had loads of jalepeno peppers, oooh yummy) and then it was off home.